- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

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