Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Carlton

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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GONNA

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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