- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

knock knock whos there .. derp

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

American Idol

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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