Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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The WNBA

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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