- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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