How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Someone told me about this website.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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