- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

Kittens.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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