a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Get in the van

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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hey bill!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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