a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Patrick is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Go away.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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