Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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