- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Dozer has a soul

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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