What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Someone told me about this website.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Penis jokes.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Your Mom

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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