If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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My mom's dead

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9/11

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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