- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

potatoes

Womens rights

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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