- Anti Joke

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.