Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Women's Rights

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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nine...eleven

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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i wish i was a tree !

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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