What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

shut up

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

cot!

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Avery has crabs.

Anti Joke

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