How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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The WNBA

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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