Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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women's lacrosse.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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whats gay ? you

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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