Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Anti Joke

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