What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Real jokes.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Your mum is dead

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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