Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Robin, get in the car.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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whats gay ? you

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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