Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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you will die someday

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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austins gay lolololol

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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