- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

A man walks into a bar.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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