- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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