a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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HTML

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Icecream

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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