What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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HTML

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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NEVER

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Icecream

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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No.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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