What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Women

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A Mexican walks into a club.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

women's lacrosse.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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