N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Akshaytiger World

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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NEVER

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