- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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