im black

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Women's rights.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Jewish People

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

My mom just died....

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Penis!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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