So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

women's lacrosse.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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