How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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