what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Hey Caleb.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Windows Vista

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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