whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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My mom's dead

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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I love Ciara!

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