What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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you will die someday

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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