- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

whats gay ? you

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Nickelback

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

No.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Black people

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

KEVIN HART

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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