- Anti Joke

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

The glass is half an hour.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.