The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Avery has crabs.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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