What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Go away.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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