- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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