What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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whats gay ? you

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Time flies like a banana.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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