When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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