You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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