What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Water, please.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Canada's army

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Anti Joke

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