A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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whats gay ? you

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A man. That is all.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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