what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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