What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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okay.....

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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noodles

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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