- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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