So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Anti Joke

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