- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

your face.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

i fondle myself every night....

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

who farted? umm........that guy.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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