what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Thumbs this up

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Womens rights.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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