How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Knock knock Come in!

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Penis in a box.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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