Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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