What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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dead babies

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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no u

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Patrick is gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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