- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Women's rights

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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