- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

I came.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Jews for Jesus

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The glass is half an hour.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

American Idol

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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