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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Patrick is gay

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Yeah, totally.

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