Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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