why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

This joke isnt funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Obama.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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