What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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