- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

I came.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I am really good at math debating

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What time is it? 12:03 AM

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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