Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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American healthcare.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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William Raines.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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I like your hair

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Flab

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A black person in the NHL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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