- Anti Joke

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What is brown and smells? Poop

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What is brown and smells? Poop

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Miscarriages.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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