- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Golf.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's your name? You tell me.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Adam Sandler.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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