- Anti Joke

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Miscarriages.