A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Banana(s)

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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