- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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