How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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