A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Women's Rights

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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hi my name is? joe

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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