Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Your life That's the joke

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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