How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Haha pizza

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