"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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