- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Get in the van

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Rebecca Black.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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