Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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