- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Fuck her

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Go away.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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