- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

look left now look right. washing machine

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Women's Basketball.

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