What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Communism

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Like this joke

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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An asian walks out of math class

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Anti Joke

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