- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

gay marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

So a baby seal walks into a club

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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