Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

A Muslim blows up a bar

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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