Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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An Irishman stays home

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Poopsack Jones

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Punchline.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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