Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Amputations.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Anti Joke

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