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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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sixty....eight.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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penisface

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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you are gay

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Anti Joke

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