obama is a good president

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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noodles

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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