What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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newt gingrich

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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arse

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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balls in ya mouf

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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