Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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