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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Child Prostitution.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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