are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

I came.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

where do the women go? the womanarium

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

obama is a good president

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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