Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

jewish people like other jewish people.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

shut up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

balls in ya mouf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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