Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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barack osama

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Women rights.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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