The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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im black

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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women's rights.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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