Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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I love Ciara!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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come along children

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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