What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Banana(s)

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

DONALD TRUMP DIES

A Muslim blows up a bar

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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