Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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your mother is so lesbian

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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sweaty black guy

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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