A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

666 im christian

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

where do the women go? the womanarium

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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