your mother is so lesbian

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

whats gay ? you

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Penis in a box.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yeah, totally.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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