- Anti Joke

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

NEVER