what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Women's Rights

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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potato farming

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ollie is a fag so are you

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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