A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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