Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What flys? A fly

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Thumbs this up

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A van drives into a car.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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69

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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World Of Warcraft

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

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