How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Your life That's the joke

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats gay ? you

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Nickelback

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Women's Rights

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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No.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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