A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Benevolent villain.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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