- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Water, please.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

ur mother

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

GAY PEOPLE

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

i hate you.

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