- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Giving birth to the antichrist

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

you will die someday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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