What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

corey is a nipplepotomus

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

i wish i was a tree !

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Ancient Greeks rights

My butt!!!!

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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