Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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69

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A black goes to college

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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