dead babies

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Whats9+10 19

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Guess what? Chicken butt

whats gay ? you

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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