- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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