Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Thumbs this up

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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World Of Warcraft

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ur mother

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A black goes to college

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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