Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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I don't get it

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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womans rights

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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