A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Black people are clen.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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