So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Woman's rights

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

penis

So a baby seal walks into a club

Y2K

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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