Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Miscarriages.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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