Will gropes Ebola victims

What time is it? 12:03 AM

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What is brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Anal cheese curds.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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