why did the chicken cross the road.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Women"s Rights

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Penis in a box.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Black people

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