Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Windows Vista

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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