If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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jack shine has boobs

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Like this joke

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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women's rights.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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