- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Jokes are funny.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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