What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

you just lost the game!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Dan O'Driscoll

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Your doorbell is broken.

knock knock Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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