Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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My sister has to take a dump

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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