Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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