- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's gay and gay? Joe

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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