What did you say? I don't know.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What's your name? You tell me.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Adam Sandler.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

womens rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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