Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A black person in the NHL

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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you will die someday

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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lololololololololol

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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