Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What break when you talk?

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Women's rights.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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