I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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you just lost the game!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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