why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

A mexican goes to an ATM.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A van drives into a car.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Slavery lol

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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