Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

like facebook.com/john maon

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Religion

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Anal cheese curds.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

i fondle myself every night....

knock knock Come in.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Justin Bieber

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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