"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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