Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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WNBA

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balls in ya mouf

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Time flies like a banana.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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96

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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