how does peploe get around they walk

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sweaty black guy

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shut up

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A fat man buys a salad

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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My mom just died....

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Women's rights.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Like this joke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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WNBA

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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