Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is brown and sticky?

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Bing

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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