From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Black people are clen.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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