Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What should I name my dog?

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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