Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What should I name my dog?

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Teen pregnancy

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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