- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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