What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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lol

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Womens rights.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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