- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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