- Anti Joke

Black people are clen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Patrick is gay

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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