- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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