What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

I don't get it

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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