What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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I can't think of a joke!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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