Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Which one is hardest?

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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fart

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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