Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Please don't rape me.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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