- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A guy is playing cod

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

No.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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