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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

8=D

Baseball

Poopsack Jones

two fish are in a tank.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

jokes r dumb

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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