Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Lebron Traveled

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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