pubic lice.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Jews for Jesus

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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