What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Icecream

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Hi colton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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25

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

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