What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Fuck her

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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