What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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96

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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The WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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