What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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no u

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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whats gay ? you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Black people are clen.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock knock Come in!

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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