Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Unflushed Shit...

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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