What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A homeless person dies.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Covietz has a large penis

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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