you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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womans rights

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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jack shine has boobs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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