Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Fuck her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Womens Rights.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Women's rights.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Hey Caleb.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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