why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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WNBA

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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