Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Pickle!

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Go away.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Your mum is dead

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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