Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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two fish are in a tank.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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