- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Baseball

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Brittney Spears

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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