- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

whats gay ? you

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How Long is a Chinese man.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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