What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Fuck her

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

yo mama so fat she's fat

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Don't rape me!

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

oops

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