Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anal cheese curds.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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