Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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