Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

i am predestal

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

beiber i straight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

God is religiously proven to be real

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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