- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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