- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

look left now look right. washing machine

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Sea World Japan.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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