Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Women"s Rights

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mum is dead

Can I touch it?

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Time flies like a banana.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Women's rights.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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