- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Did you know?

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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