- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Don't rape me!

Women's rights.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

sweaty black guy

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Don't rape me!

Women's rights.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

sweaty black guy

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.