A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you just lost the game!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -8

OGC - tilt your head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

. Deez nuts Ok

thumb_up thumb_down -8

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

thumb_up thumb_down -10

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -12

wat?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

French people

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anal cheese curds.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops