Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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two fish are in a tank.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Punchline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Y2K

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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