A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A van drives into a car.

i heart wiener

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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