- Anti Joke

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Canada's army

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Working hard or hardly working????

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A van drives into a car.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods