A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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