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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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your mother is so lesbian

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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