- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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