- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Tacos

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What lives underground? Grandpa

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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