Ancient Greeks rights

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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