one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Hi poop!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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