Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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okay.....

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ollie is a fag so are you

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Y2K

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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French people

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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