Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

. Deez nuts Ok

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

tim rafter died no one cared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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