- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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