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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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