Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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you will die someday

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want to go home? yea

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What flys? A fly

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