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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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wat?

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Anal cheese curds.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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