- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Black people

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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