Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's your name? You tell me.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Haha pizza

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

the joke below me is not an anti joke

666 im christian

Women's Basketball.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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