How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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GONNA

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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go go gadget

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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