I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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