If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Got milk? No.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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