- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Obama.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

two fish are in a tank.

im black

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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