What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A black goes to college

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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