A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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whats better than shoes feet

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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