An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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no u

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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KEVIN HART

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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