What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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