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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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God.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Time flies like a banana.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Avery has crabs.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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