- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

steves legs

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Gadaffi

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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