- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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