George W. Bush

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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WNBA

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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