Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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but there is a road to the super market

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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haha.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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