A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Laura Pratz..

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Pavel Novak

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is a dog? Bark

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