What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Grapefruit.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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okay.....

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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