-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Penis

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

pubic lice.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

steves legs

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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