Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Women Drivers.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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