how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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666 im christian

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Penis

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