Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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There is a car full of black people.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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