Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Mexicans working in an office

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A van drives into a car.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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