- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

sweaty black guy

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Knock knock Come in!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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