Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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