whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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KEVIN HART

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Obamacare!

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A homeless person dies.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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