Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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I am a real homosexual

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Anti Joke

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