Knock Knock Good one...

Gadaffi

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

i wish i was a tree !

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar...n

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

okay.....

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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