What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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KEVIN HART

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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