Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

W.N.B.A.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Tacos

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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