If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Covietz has a large penis

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Your mum is dead

Time flies like a banana.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Brittney Spears

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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