How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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whats better than shoes feet

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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George W. Bush

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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