Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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