- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

women's rights

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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