Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anti Joke

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