- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What break when you talk?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

jokes r dumb

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

George W. Bush

I don't get it

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Google Doodles

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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