how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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i have 2 penises

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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