- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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