Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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