women's rights

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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9:11 make a wish

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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