So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Haha

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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