What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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