How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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arse

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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jack shine has boobs

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Black people

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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WNBA

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Exactly what?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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