Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Punchline.

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gay marriage.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Penis jokes.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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PENIS

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Jasper sucks.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A seal walks into a club.

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