Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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but there is a road to the super market

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I dislike old people.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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