A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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sweaty black guy

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock Come in!

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Women

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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