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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

i heart wiener

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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