A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

I dislike old people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

My sister has to take a dump

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

drugs.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

barack osama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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