hi my name is? joe

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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