you are gay

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Bing

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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a black father

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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lololololololololol

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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