- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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