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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in!

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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