A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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. Deez nuts Ok

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you are gay

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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i heart wiener

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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