A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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whats better than shoes feet

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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